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Hi my name is Ron Burgundy and welcome to the 4 o'clock news. It seems to be that it's been another of El Diablo's terrible disaster; it seems that it's not only one super villain at a time but super villains were destroying the streets of San Diego. It seems that it is the worst super villain attack ever since Plankton tried to take over the world. El Diablo raised 15 super villains from the dead with one condition. Loyalty to him. The villains were Dr. Doom, Galactus, Venom,
Darkseid, The Silver Surfer, Red Skull, Super-Skrull, Man-Bat, Lizard,
Carnage, Ares, Chernabog, Sandman, Cobra Commander, and the incredible
Lex Luther. These 16 super villains have been terrorizing the streets
for almost 13 hours now and there is no stopping them for sure. Where
are all the super heroes may you ask. Well............we
don't know. (Actually we are going live to Hawaii where they
are having a SLUMBER PARTY) So far they haven't done anything
to stop these attacks. The military sent thousands of troops to help
stop the attack...they weren't't successful. All we can
do now is pray for mercy. So much for super heroes. Well that is it
for today. Good night and stay classy San Diego. There were hidden cameras, microphones and speakers in the cell that Lex Luther had designed during the battle. They were dying a slow and painful death with no food or water. They approached their deaths as each day and night came and went. They survived in the little prison cell for days. They could have gone for many more months. Until one day The Thing got tired of living in the little hot cell. 'What did we ever do to El Diablo' he screamed. El Diablo had been listening to their conversation for a month. He had been waiting for that moment for a very long time. El Diablo said over the speakers "AHHHHH. What did you ever do to me?". His voice faded into nothingness. Finally, the superheroes collaborated on a plot together to escape from their underground prison. They emerged triumphant and ready to face their next evil villain..... Main Storyteller: Sebastian S.-D.,
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